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儿童笑话|Scary collection 63

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A witch joke
Why won't a witch wear a flat caps?
Because there is no point in it!
A witch joke
What is black, old ugly and has four wheels?
A witch on a skateboard!
A witch joke
What happens to witches when it rains?
They get wet!
A witch joke
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because there are so many witches sweeping1 the sky!
A witch joke
What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?
A sandwitch!
A witch joke
What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?
A witchhiker!
A witch joke
What's a witches favorite flower?
A triffid!


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